Monsters and Morals

So today me and my friend Reece were hanging out at the soccer field, it was really hot so we went to the local store for a slush and headed back to his house. It was one of those days that was too hot to do anything so we flicked on the tv and started watching a movie. The TV turned on to a pre movie presentation were the host was bragging about how acclaimed the director was in the media world and how poetic his movies are. We kinda looked at each other not knowing what to expect. "Now we turn to our feature presentation "Land Of The Dead".

If you don't know were I'm heading with this you should be directing your own movies right now.

The whole movie is based on some futuristic time were zombies take over half the world and anybody who dies or is bitten by one becomes a zombie. All the towns are corpse infested grave yards were the dead mill around aimlessly waiting for live people to come by so they can eat them. Sounds likes like a good movie so far? It gets better. The sole surviving humans barricade themselves in a "New York" style of city surrounded by water on three sides and a electric fence on the fourth. The city is run by a corrupt Mafia leader who has his hands into every, Including but not limited to (you guessed it) ZOMBIE PIT FIGHTS. To make an extremely long movie short. The zombies (led by an undead gas attendant) get smart enough to realize that water cant really stop them considering they are already dead. What are they going to do drown? So after a long bloody attack on the city in which most of the inhabitants are slaughtered the few remaining survivors sit outside the fence looking at the burning city. Then comes the defining point in the movie. One of the enraged survivors pulls out an AK47 and takes aim at a hapless zombie (AKA the gas attendant). The Main Character pulls her gun down and in a ultra close screanshot of his face declares. " Don't shoot them, they are just like us trying to find a place to fit in". The movie ends in them all driving to Canada.

This is possible the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. WASTE OF LIFE>