Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Oy mate. Im going after the Pearl

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


100%

Maximus


83%

Indiana Jones


83%

Batman, the Dark Knight


83%

William Wallace


83%

The Terminator


67%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


58%

El Zorro


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


50%

James Bond, Agent 007


42%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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Done with the Finals onto the Provincals

Today was the day of my English Final. With provincial week next week, a few large socails test and three steady jobs I was kinda running into overdrive mode. Yesterday my friends asked me if I would like to go Ski ma Sledding (Our version of water skiing behind a ski doo) and of course like any decent person would, I said yes. That was completely forggetting the fact I had a final exam the next day. Two Socails projects due and some work I said Ill do for a friend. After I got home and went to floor hockey ( Im just rolling in good idea's eh?) .I realized the extent of just how much I had to do and went into Wilkie Over drive mode ( This Is a mode that mostly utalized by Wilkie males . Syptoms include frenzied studying ten minuets before leaving for test and repeated use of swear words.) Somhow by the grace of God I remebered every thing I was studying and feal like I did good Wich is bad because that usualy means I did really bad. But anyways with those behind me I have clear sailing for another few days

On the bright side I did get my full face ski helmet on saturday. And I have been trying some more tricks on my ski's . Sadly the dear sweet lift is going through a mid life crisis and will be shut down for the next little while, and my ski's are at the hill preventing me from further Ski Ma sledding but there is always picture person. When chris went out yesterday he was getting over ten feet of air and twenty to thirty feet of distance. Kevan if you are reading this screw building a jump when you come home for christmas this is more air than I have ever seen. Chris got of 10 consecutive swear words before he even thought of landing. We have a sweet downhill landing and about three feet of powder for playing in.

Anyways I will end of with my Favorite songs of the week

~ Sad Statues - System of a Down
~ Revenga - System of a Down
~ Hanging by a moment - Lifhouse
~ Intro/Chamber the Cartdridge - Rise Against

The Spatula Kid

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Mothers with Brooms

Have you ever had it were you had somthing slightly important. So you put it in the most obscure place you can think of knowing that the chances of somone finding it there are a million to one. Only to go back and find out it is missing? *Sobs*. My friend Stina got an I pod for christmas. Only to find out her computor was too old for the software. So when I heard her planning to return It I said that I could take her Cd's and put them onto her Ipod using my comp. She gave me her Cd and a song list that had taken her a extremely long time to make and asked me for the songs.

I was so buisy that week and new that I would not be able to get to it so I put it next to my computor under a piece of wood that we use to hold up the phone and some Cd racks. As some twisted person would have it my mom was using the phone and knocked the wood off. Seeing the piece of paper with 200+ songs on it she thought it was my sisters, ripped it into six tiny little pieces and tossed it into the garbage.

But wait. If your not conviced this is a sick play by fate it gets better. That night I wasnt buisy for the first time so I went grab the paper. I lifted the board and it wasnt there. I looked beside the computor and it wasnt there either. With a little bit of a shudder I asked mom if she had done any cleaning
~ I must make a note here. My moms version of cleaning consists of anything that doesnt look like it has a use gets thrown out without a second glance~ I asked her If she had seen a little piece of paper and she said no. I persisted and she said vaguely that she might have tossed somthing like that into the garbage. With a small sob I went and searched there. Needless to say after several disgusting moments I pulled the relativly intact paper onto the counter. Pieced it together like a bad jigsaw puzzle and it is sitter there now drying.

Morals of the story. 1. Pick the most open place to hide somthing
2. Never doubt a mothers skill of finding somthing important in a place
that she never looks and throwing it out

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Hmm I think I will start wearing a collor

You scored as Cut Throat. Your death will be by a slit/cut throat, maybe beacuse you are a foreign person or in some gang. Don't do gangs.

Cut Throat


100%

Eaten


80%

Gunshot


73%

Disappear


67%

Accident


67%

Bomb


53%

Disease


40%

Stabbed


33%

Natural Causes


33%

Suffocated


33%

Suicide


33%

Drowning


33%

Poison


20%

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Fernie and back

I found out that this blog wasnt posted but saved as a draft. This was current as of new years

Well yet another adventure with greame victoria garret and nick has gone by, and yet again we come up with a solution to a problem just in the "Nick" of time. Yes I know that it was a terrible pun and that I should be shot for it but meh. This weakend we went out to fernie and threw a multi person birthday party. It was a blast. I almost got my (explicit content edited) kicked by a drunk for a coment I made at the flames (not knowing at the time he was drunk out of his raving mind), wich was resovled by greame getting his (Explicit content edited) kicked at a game of pool. I tell you for being drunk he was still amazing. We went to the pool and frolicked there followed by a trip to Rip n Richards for some amazing food. Ahh it was good times all around. And If victoria ever sends me those pictures then I might just get around to posting them. I am really tired right now, walking around fernie in the wee hours of the morning followed by watching some Pirates of the Carribean tends to make a fellow tired. I must say to all involved in that great weakend thank you, I had a blast. I hope we can get together soon again. As for me I am about to get the first ski turns of the season in so I must prepare myself.

Dan


P.S. For those of you who read this blog I have actualy gotten a page set up on EBlog and am learning how to work it. I must confess that I have not put allot of time into it. But I am slowly transferring my blogs onto it